Biz for President

Elect the bang for some good biz.
Walking train tracks and jumping trains would be encouraged and gas would be saved.

That being said, The Bizzy predicts Clinton and McCain and they will merge to one ticket called the moderately freakish party of Washingtonites against mad cow disease.

Jimmy '08

Pardon Al Gore III

The bang is thinkin that George could get Al to get off his back if he would treat Al numba three like Scooter Libby.

It rhymes.

Come on George help Al out!

Al Gore, Libby, and his boy.

proof that god exists ! ! ! !

The Bang calls on all y'all to help make this happen.
Let it be true or I'll get da flu.
spice is nice! Prepare for bizzybang power.

Follow the white rabbit.

The bang is hip to the jive of the bee hive. Da bees are dying and no one is caring. They sting so I say die motha die. Sting this honey biz. Honey is overated. The bang only eats it at Cracker Barrel. Everyone knows that is where honey is really from. Bee nice to your mom or the bizzy will go bang.
Enter the white noize boyz.

London Marriot

So that doll (London Marriot) is chilling in the freezer.
Get her on library duty and maybe she'll read somethin more than People Magazine and learn somethin.
Stay strong London and invest in some dope on a rope. oops I did it again.

Bang the Biz

Kate Moss reminds us that Showbiz is really about Snowbiz.

Mother Bizbang

Mother Bizbang is going to be celebrated this Sunday with a big kiss on the face.
Oh what a disgrace.
Mother Bizbang was a good mom for a spell.
But now she's going to hell.
Mother Bizbang dropped me on my head.
James almost ended up dead.

This is my mother's day poem to Mother Bizbang.